Light The Fuse T-Shirt - James Harden MVP Beard - Houston Rockets Official Style

🔥 LIGHT THE FUSE T-SHIRT - JAMES HARDEN MVP BEARD EDITION 🔥
"The Official Uniform of Houston's Scoring Revolution"

🚀 PREMIUM DESIGN DETAILS

✔ FLAMING BEARD SILHOUETTE - Harden's iconic facial hair ablaze with 3D puff-print flames
✔ "LIGHT THE FUSE" in cracked rocket launch font (glow-in-dark ink option)
✔ HIDDEN STATS - "2018 MVP" and "36.1 PPG" woven into the fiery texture
✔ AUTHENTIC TOUCHES

• Toyota Center court lines as background

• Clutch City logo on sleeve

• "13" jersey number heat-pressed on collar

🧵 SPACE-CITY GRADE CONSTRUCTION

• 180GSM Heavy Cotton - Thicker than Harden's playoff beard (6.1oz/sq yd)
• Reinforced Neckline - Holds shape through endless stepback practice
• Breathable Side Vents - For surviving Houston summers
• Tear-Away Labels - Clean finish like his foul-drawing technique

🏀 WHY ROCKETS FANS DEMAND THIS TEE

• "The puff-print flames actually feel like Harden's explosive first step" - Marcus, 5-star review
• "Wore it to Game 5 vs Warriors and Beverley pointed at me" - Trey, Houston
• "My dog barks at the glow-in-dark version every night" - Destiny (photo proof included)

🎯 PERFECT FOR:

• Rewatching 2018 MVP highlights (with appropriate beard stroking)
• Pairing with Harden Vol. 7 sneakers for maximum court cred
• Explaining why 36PPG > 30PPG to stat nerds
• Gift for the fan who still argues about the Warriors series

🚨 WARNING:

"Side effects may include:
✓ Uncontrollable rewinding of stepback compilations
✓ Sudden urges to grow facial hair
✓ Debating if Harden or Yao had better post moves"

📦 CLUTCH CITY BUNDLES

🔥 "Fuse & Fire Set" (Tee + Flames Snapback) - 15% OFF
🔥 "MVP Package" (Tee + "36.1" Wristband + Beard Oil)

🛡️ OUR H-TOWN PROMISE

✔ "Fades slower than Harden's free-throw percentage"
✔ "Free returns if it doesn't make your handles 13% tighter"

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