Fear the Beard T-Shirt - Harden's Flaming MVP Beard - Houston Era

🔥🧔🏾‍♂️ "FEAR THE BEARD" T-SHIRT - HARDEN'S FLAMING MVP BEARD EDITION 🧔🏾‍♂️🔥
"The Official Uniform of Houston's Scoring Revolution"

🎨 DESIGN DETAILS

✔ FIRE-BREATHING BEARD - Harden's iconic facial hair engulfed in 3D puff-print flames that glow under blacklight
✔ MVP TRIBUTE - "2018" trophy silhouette hidden in the beard with "36.1 PPG" micro-text
✔ HOUSTON TOUCHES

• Clutch City logo ember in the flames

• "13" jersey number heat-pressed on the sleeve

• Tiny Toyota Center coordinates under the collar

✔ COLOR OPTIONS
• Inferno Red - Vibrant flame gradient on black
• Blackout Edition - Glow-in-dark beard on stealth black
• Ketchup & Mustard - Classic Rockets throwback colors

🧵 PREMIUM CONSTRUCTION

• 220GSM Heavyweight Cotton - As unstoppable as Harden's stepback (7.5oz)
• Reinforced Neckline - For surviving "Foul?!" arguments
• Breathable Side Panels - Built for Houston humidity
• Tear-Away Tags - Clean like his euro-step gathers

🏆 WHY BEARD GANG NEEDS THIS

• "The puff-print flames actually feel hot to the touch" - Marcus, 5-star review
• "Wore it to a pickup game and drew 3 fouls immediately" - Tyler
• "My barber uses this as a beard growth reference" - James (photo proof)

🎯 PERFECT FOR:

• Rewatching his 60-point triple-double
• Pairing with Harden Vol. 7 sneakers
• Explaining why his beard > other beards
• Gift for the fan who still argues about the Warriors series

🚨 WARNING:

"Side effects may include:
✓ Uncontrollable stepback practice
✓ Sudden urges to demand foul calls in rec leagues
✓ Your group chat renaming you 'Beard Jr.'"

📦 CLUTCH CITY BUNDLES

🔥 "Beard Starter Pack" (Tee + Beard Oil + "Foul Me" Wristband) - 20% OFF
🔥 "MVP Set" (Tee + Replica Trophy + 36.1 PPG Socks)

🛡️ OUR MONEY-BACK PROMISE

✔ "Fades slower than Harden's free-throw percentage"
✔ "Free returns if it doesn't make you 13% more unstoppable"

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