65-Win Rockets T-Shirt - 2018 Near-Perfect Season - 'The System Works

🔥 "ROCKET MAN" JAMES HARDEN T-SHIRT - HOUSTON'S ORBIT-DEFYING MVP 🔥🚀
"Wear the Legacy of Houston's Gravity-Defying Superstar"

🎨 DESIGN DETAILS

✔ SPACE CITY TRIBUTE - Harden mid-stepback morphing into a NASA-inspired rocket with:

• Flaming beard exhaust (glow-in-dark orange/red)

• "13" jersey number as launch codes in Houston Mission Control font

• Trail of broken ankles forming constellation lines

✔ MVP TOUCHES

• Thermochromic "36.1 PPG" that appears when warm

• Tiny Clutch City logos as celestial bodies

• QR code linking to his 2018 MVP highlights

✔ COLORWAYS
• Deep Space Black - With UV-reactive galaxy print
• Mission Gold - 2018 MVP trophy color scheme
• Retro Red - 90s Rockets throwback vibe

🧵 PREMIUM LAUNCH-READY CONSTRUCTION

• 220GSM Astronaut-Grade Cotton - Thicker than playoff pressure (7.5oz)
• Reinforced Shoulder Seams - For surviving G-force crossovers
• Breathable Mesh Panels - Built for Houston humidity
• Tear-Away Tags - Clean like his Euro-step gathers

🏆 WHY ROCKETS FANS NEED THIS

• "The glow exhaust makes me look 3 inches taller at clubs" - Marcus, 5-star review
• "Wore it to NASA and got saluted by actual rocket scientists" - Priya
• "My dog howls at the hidden "Run As One" motto in the stars" - Jason

🎯 PERFECT FOR:

• Rewatching his 60-point triple-double annually
• Pairing with Harden Vol. 7 "Lunar New Year" sneakers
• Explaining why his stepback broke NBA physics
• Gift for fans who still hate the Warriors

🚨 WARNING:

"May cause:
✓ Sudden urges to yell "BANG!" during pickup games
✓ Debating 2018 Harden vs. MJ's scoring titles
✓ Your phone autocorrecting 'system' to 'The System'"

📦 CLUTCH CITY BUNDLES

🔥 "Orbit Pack" (Tee + NASA-Style Hoodie) - 20% OFF
🔥 "MVP Set" (Rocket Man + 65-Win + Beard Oil)

🛡️ OUR MONEY-BACK PROMISE